About Preckums Univeristy
The Northeast's Premier 4-Year University
Preckums University, founded in 1200, is the newest addition to the institutions of higher education in the Northeast. Nestled on junky, provincial VFW Parkway in unassuming West Roxbury, Massachusetts, the university provides a haven of education for students from across the country and from France. Preckums has an extensive 823+ year tradition of excellence, with 71 total graduates ranging from hideous to pretty okay in the work force. Preckums was founded by President Richard Janine Hurst, who famously quoted about Preckums,
"This is the college where the presh become precious and the spesh become special."
A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn Son of Arathorn, Class of '08
A Pictoral History of Preckum-U
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