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About Preckums Univeristy

The Northeast's Premier 4-Year University

Preckums University, founded in 1200, is the newest addition to the institutions of higher education in the Northeast. Nestled on junky, provincial VFW Parkway in unassuming West Roxbury, Massachusetts, the university provides a haven of education for students from across the country and from France. Preckums has an extensive 823+ year tradition of excellence, with 71 total graduates ranging from hideous to pretty okay in the work force. Preckums was founded by President Richard Janine Hurst, who famously quoted about Preckums,

"This is the college where the presh become precious and the spesh become special."

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A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Aragorn Son of Arathorn, Class of '08

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A Pictoral History of Preckum-U

Class of 1204
Class of 1438
Valedictorian Marcus Lorenzo, Class of 1773
Jack Fibbly, Joseph Holst, Igor Pavlovitch, and Darrin Kueggler, Class of 1850
Michelle Obama, Class of 1982

Our Faculty

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Craig Mink

President

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Dr. Margarine Pittock Pootsy

Dean of Students

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Marcella Frank

Director of Campus Propaganda

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Twinkles Torkelson

Director of Hurst College of Education

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Curtin Flupper

Director of Spesh College of Math & Science

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Heinrich Officer, MD

Director of Tussing College Linguistics, and, and Gramer

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Gobnait Griddles

Director of Admissions

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Todd Higgins III

Head of Janitorial Staff

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Rev. Olaf Edwin Dedley

Director of Kenyon College of Agriculture

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Lance Butse

Webmaster

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Walt Denim

Campus Jester & Professor of Jestery

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Dr. Barb Firchbleigh

Campus Trauma Therapist

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