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Welcome to the Kenyon College of Agriculture

Preckums University's Kenyon College of Agriculture is the best, and only, institution of higher education in agriculture in the Western Hemisphere. We pride ourselves on our low funding, inexperienced instructors, and deplorable curriculum.

See where your pitchfork can take you!

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Cowboy Majors

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Cowboy History

From Buffalo Bill to Ken, sling your lasso around this nation's rich history of the Wild West.

Milkmaid Majors

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Bovine Anatomy

Learn all about cows... that's about it.

Farm Economics Majors

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Farm Accounting

Can you buy the farm? In this major, students will play Monopoly for 4 years straight, but all the properties are corn fields and Mr. Monopoly wears overalls. Farm!

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